Alfred, NY, Funny

Celia

What are you wearing, say what are you wearing right now?

Well this is a brown coat that was at a garage sale in Almond and I went with Juli Carlson and she broke the rules of second hand shopping and she went through all the racks quick and bought all the cool stuff and I was going through all the racks slowly considering each thing in detail.  So she bought a bunch of cool things and I think I got a vest that didn’t fit.  And so I was pissed off and she never ended up wearing it and she gave it to me to wear this winter which is awesome cause I wear it everyday.

And uh, so then, the sweatshirt I’m wearing that says See Dick Run from the movie Fun with Dick and Jane and I got it in a bar for singing Kareokee. I won it for singing karaoke. I sang Take a Load Off Annie by the Wait, the band, the only karaoke I ever sang.  So it was just supposed to be me but these two girls came up and sang back-up too.

I’m wearing this shirt gay fine by me and last year they were giving out gay fine by me t-shirts and I didn’t get one and I was kind of bummed.  So i thought it was just an Alfred thing, gay fine by me, and then I went to Richmond, VA last year and I saw a shirt that said gay fine by me and and I thought it was a special thing from Alfred so I bought it.

Um, so I own this red shirt, I don’t know the history of the red dress shirt.  I know it was my moms, it’s orangish-red and it’s freaking comfortable, it’s really soft. The buttons are kind of rubbery so I chew on them, it’s just freaking comfortable and I don’t have to wear any pants with it or anything.

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