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Um, so I hope my coach doesn’t hear this, whatever, I don’t care. It was during the summer of the 2007 year and I went to a concert during the day and drank a little bit there. Went to my friends house afterwards to continue drinking and we were playing drinking games cause that’s what kids do we don’t just sit around and drink we have to add some competitive nature to the game. More and more people are showing up, so I know everyone, and my one good friend who was actually at the concert with me, well we were drinking for like 12 hours right so we were like “let’s start the revolution! let’s go skinny dipping man!” but rather than get naked near the pool we decided to do it in the kitchen of house we were going to start the revolution “down with pants” and everyone else was going to join in when we got there. So we strip down in the kitchen, went outside, and when my friend opened the door there was this kid there, he’s known to be a hard ass and so when he saw my friend there he pushed him.
So I’m like that’s bullshit and I push him and he decided to smash a bottle on my head so I gave him a ride off the porch we were on and he went head over heels backwards um then I realized my head was bleeding quite profusely and at this point I’m still naked and I went crazy and tried to jump on this kid and people are holding me back. One of my friends was like dude, go inside put your clothes on and so I said fine and went inside, put my boxers on nothing else and came back outside, started calling the kid a pussy and yelling at him I finally got it under control. My head was still bleeding pretty bad, I had glass in my foot, so since I know first aid and decided to give myself first aid, I went over to the sink trying to get glass out of that. I had other people working on my foot with tweezer getting the glass shards out of that. So my head would just not stop bleeding so I decided to pour salt on it to try to starch the blood flow, um, and yeah I bled all over my friends house and there was broken everywhere. The moral of the story is well it’s better to have a misadventure than miss adventure.