My name is Julia Calabrese, that’s my name. So my story I was thinking to tell you I played lacrosse all throughout high school and this one season it was really rainy and all our games started to get canceled and rescheduled. So one of these games got canceled and then rescheduled a day my best friend and I wanted to go to a concert that we really wanted to go to. So we decided to take matters into our own hands about this game being rescheduled on our concert day. We decided to floor our lacrosse field so that we could get the game again canceled and rescheduled so we could go to the concert. So there were already big puddles on the field so we like… stealthy at least I did it in my basement filled up many, many a jug of water, which is horrible it was a waste of water and what not but I was determined to go to this concert. So we filled up all these jugs of water and then we snuck out and made up some lies and snuck onto the campus of our school and just proceeded to pour these many gallons of water on the field like making the puddles bigger and putting puddles in places we definitely thought would cancel the game. So our plan worked, and the game got canceled, but karma worked extremely quickly – and the concert was canceled as well. The lead singer, his voice, I don’t even know, but both were canceled. Teammates found out and they were upset with us, but thank god our coach didn’t find out because he would h ave been really upset with us. Karma worked quickly, that was the moral of the story, don’t flood the lacross field because the concert will get canceled.
Alfred, NY, Funny, Growing Up