Kelly

Alright, so I’m Kelly Bojay and one time me and my friends went to the casino up in Canada because I live in Buffalo.  So my one friend he was born in Canada and moved to America and he’s a citizen and we went to Canada and he had all his papers and everything and we got really trashed at the Casinos.  On the way back we’re all drunk except the DD and the Canadian police looking at his birth certificate and everything thought that my friend was Canadian and we were trying to smuggle him in.  So we’re at the border for twenty minutes and they searched our car and tore it apart thinking we smuggling drugs and food and other things into America.  We called his parents and said he had all his paperwork and everything.  When we got over the border and that was it.  One time we got to Canada and our car broke down and we asked the police if they’d drive us to the border and they did.  We go to Canada a lot.  Going to Canada’s like nothing, I saw Iron Maiden in Canada and that was awesome, best metal show of my life.  I remember my friend and I ran into Canadian prostitutes and he asked if they could do all this crazy stuff to him and they were like no, that’s degrading and then we were like you’re prostitutes you’re degrading yourself enough? I took my brother for his twenty-first in a strip club.  We had a limosine and he threw up in the car and we had a cooler full of beer and everyone was pissing in that.  I’m 19. Canada’s 19 but they don’t care as long as you have money.