Sam

So this is Sam… are you going to have the names in the book?  This is the story of my first kiss.  I was in seventh grade at a skating party.  Like a beginning of the year skating party in this really corny part of town all the stores in this part of town are really lame and there’s this place called Skatezone 71 because it’s next to I-71 in Columbus. So we’re at Skatezone 71 there was my friend Matt, who later moved to Minnesota to my sadness and bewilderment.  So this girl comes up to me and starts talking and giggling to me and then running away to her friends.  So in my infinite suaveness as a seventh grader, acting like a total idiot and giggling and then running away.  So then we eventually actually started talking about how we had weird parents and her name was Jessica Gutendorf and she was just talking to me because I was nice to her in french class. By the end of the night she decided that we had talked enough so that I was her boyfriend and  she kissed me on the lips as she ran out to get picked up by her mom.  Then it was really awkward the rest of the time I knew her and then she moved away and I was really happy she moved away.  It was super awkward cause I didn’t know her at all.  So that was the story of my first kiss.