Tony

Uh, ok, so it’s on now? Yeah, I’m sure you get that everytime. Um… my name’s Tony Ferrella and the first time I consumed alcohol was in this very block that we are in right now.  Behind the old sub shop actually. So it was pretty cool.  We had a Mountain Dew bottle filled with Hawaian Punch and spiked with vodka.  So um so we thought we were cool and it was actually kind of ridiculous and everyone knew what we were doing.  We thought we were cool.  A bunch of my friends came down and they were like dude, dude this is so cool and I was like I don’t believe you! I drank it and it tasted terrible.  So we went into the Terra Cotta which is actually behind me right now, cool.  Went in there, finished drinking, they let me have like three sips and I’m a light weight so I was totally gone.  And I uh they told me they’d give me a dollar to eat this plant and so I ate one of the house plants in the Terra Cotta for a dollar.  Then we googled it and googled it and realized it was poisonous so I had to spit it out, it really wasn’t that bad and then they took my dollar back too. But I spit it out because it was poisonous so yeah… and it was this point that the girl I had a crush on walked in and so I asked her out while tipsy and spitting out the poisonous plant… needless to say she said no.  Then I got a coffee, and you know, I hate coffee, but I figured alcohol depressent coffee stimulant drink that and that was the end of my first experience… oh, and we threw the remains of the bottle behind the church because we had to dispose of the evidence because we were cool.  That’s pretty much the shortest story probably.